Post by rothome on Nov 5, 2014 3:19:07 GMT
Dear Miss Mauviette,
It guess it's a dum thing to rite a letter that you can't read on the account of bein' dead. So I guess that meanz I'm riting it for me. I found out last nite that you weren't alive no more. If ida known I would of said goodbye before you went, but I guess there's no way I coulda known, specially bein' as dum as I am.
I told Miss Umbra that I wasn't never gonna trust her again. You know I'm not normally mean or fresh to folks but I coodn't hold back. An' now I'm sittin' around and hating myself for trusting her. If I hadn't given her ur letter, you'd still be around. I won't never forgive myself for that. And you can't forgive me neither, because you're dead. I really mucked things all up. I wish I was smart, but I'm not.
I went all the way to Dalaran to find someone smart. I heard it was a city of wizerds and that it floated in the air like a balloon, and I thought, wow, if they is smart enough to do that then they'd know how to make things rite as rain. Boy, they was awful sore to see me in their city. I thought they'd blow me up like wizards do to stuff they don't like, but they asked me a bunch of questions about why I was there and all. They told me that Old Gods are real powerful, which didn't make no kind of sense to me - if they're so old, then they must be close to dying or they woodn't BE old.
They told me to step through this magic hole and talk to some dragons about my problem. That seemed like some kind of crazy ideer but I was reddy to do anything at that point, so I did. There was a dragon who flew me down into this big cave and there was all kinds of crazy stuffs I saw on the way down. Stuff like ships and stars and places that weren't around no more on account of beeing long gone.
There was this big, BIG dragon, sitting in the middle of the cave. I told him what the wizerds told me - that they could poof me back in time. My thinking was that I could go back really far, SO far that it would be before we got all dead, and that we could run off and... well, I guess we'd have to get to know each other again, but that would be nice cuz I like you so.
But the dragon laughed at me, said they were trying to save universes and "time-streems" and all this stuff that made my head hurt. But I was real sore at that point, between Miss Umbra and then the wizerds and their big brains not being abel to help me. So I shook my fist at him and told him that I was getting REEL mad with him, and told him he better help me make stuff right because I had messed them up in the ferst place.
It's a meen thing to do but did you ever take a finger and flick a bug away and send it sailing? Well that's what this dragon did to me. Flicked me like a bug with his big old claw. When I woke up they told me to leeve. When I went back to the entrance Ollie and Maulek were waiting. I wasn't in no mood for company so I ran away, far away as I could get, and went fishing, cuz I was outta ideers and didn't much know what else to do.
Anyways... I got to thinking about that first and last nite we spent together. It was awful nice. Sittin on the beech, throwing rocks at those murlocs, and then I gave you the little island that was out in the water. Well, I kept trying to plant a tree out there but it was all sand and rock and the tree kept falling over. Since it was your island, I wanted it to be pretty and nice, like you. But that damn tree wouldn't stand up. Tonight, knowin I won't never see you again, well, I kinda feel like that tree, if that makes any cents.
My head is startin to hurt from all this thinkin and writin so I'm gonna stop. I'm sorry about the way things worked out but I reely did try to fix things up.
I hope that they weren't lyin to me again and that you reely are better and happier.