Sorry I ain't been riting much, but yoo guyz no me - even if you don't wanna admit it sometimes - I been bizee havin all kindsa crayzee adventchers! I been travelin on a big old ship called the "Bloodsail Baron." (I had to stop riting for a spell and lookit the name on the side of the ship to make shore I was spellin it rite.) The sailers call me Pirate Randee and tell me I'm the best cook they ever had. I make lotsa food for them, specially PIE, cause pie is so yummy and everybuddy's tummy loves it so much.
Speekin of pie, I'm riting because today is PIE DAY. Yep, that's rite! Every PIE DAY is 3/14, which means somethin mathemagically but I dunno what it is since I don't do numbers so good. The pointy hat guys in Dalaran tell me it means a number that goes off into unfinity or somethin', but they're dummies cuz everyone knows pie is a krust with all kindsa yummy fillings inside. I learned how to make pumkin pie from watchin the humans in the Eestern Kingdums (I was hidin in a tree lookin in the winduh), gooseberry pie (which don't have any gooses inside it, which is funny) from the talkin cows in Thunder Bluff... even pie made outta bananiz... binanniz... Bennihaha... those yellow things that hurt when you slip on their peels and land on your hiney, from those hozen. Hozen are AWESUM! They're talkin' monkees with gunz, so I like pal'ing around with them cuz it's like hangin around with Ick.
I shore hope you guyz are all good. I hope that Miss Ban is still creepy and that Ick is still grumpy and Lem is still a mean ol' jerk. I promiss I'll stop by when I'm round and say hi to you guyz!
It was a pleasure to receive your letter. Thank you so much for writing. It's not often that I have the chance to write a letter these days. Even though we don't know one another well just now, I hope that we will in time.
What a thrill, to be out on the open ocean. I do hope that it has been treating you well. I suggest that you find a good set of empty waterskins, and ask one of the crew to fill them up with air for you each day. If you keep them tucked away inside of your chest, they'll help to keep you from sinking if you fall overboard.
When you come back home, I can teach you how to make a pie out of pecans and walnuts..... damnation.
It's the strangest thing, I wrote that sentence, and I would swear on knowing how to do it. Now, I'm not entirely sure these hands would remember. Still, I would enjoy the try.
Speaking of home, there have been some changes as of late. I am sad to say that they have not been welcoming. Twice in the past month, I have fought off Alliance filth that managed to fight their way into the depths of the Undercity. I am concerned. Perhaps we can speak about it when next you return home. I hope for your safe return!
Serata: I am desperately stalling and trying to find something to do with myself at work. Posted a bunch of stuff about Sherbourne so y'all know who she is and what she looks like...and I still have 4 1/2 hours left before I can go home and play again. T_T
Aug 31, 2016 6:28:52 GMT
Banshih: Yay for stalling? Yay for rp campaign starting soon!
Sept 12, 2016 23:04:21 GMT
Banshih: Thanks for another great Dance Of The Dead!
Oct 27, 2016 12:23:26 GMT